On the 25 days of "WTF!?" my true dorkSo, apparently I have to do this thing where I list 25 things supposedly "random" - air quotes - but random is a very loose concept for those of us who don't think only linearly, so we'll see how random it is but, here goes!
1] I like the color black. A lot of my clothes are black. I often wear outfits that are entirely black or mostly black with only a sentence or two in red or white or some other color. I'm not going to apologize for the fact that I found out how much easier this makes organizing your closet, and having outfit pieces that match. I feel I should be allowed this. People rush to labels these days, but I just. Like. Black. And I won't change my wardrobe for somebody else because they have delusions of grandeur.
2] Along the same lines, I like to wear chains. I like to wear metal bracelets. Sometimes I will wear spikes. This doesn't mean I'm going to bomb your school, it means I like the idea that I can defend myself either unarmed or make use of some of my accessories. This is also why my key-chain is 12" long and functions much like a ball and chain, in a pinch. Again, labels...? Whatever makes people feel elitist, I guess.
3] I wear a pentacle. I am Pagan. I practice witchcraft on my own. The symbol around my neck. Is. a. PENTACLE. It's not a devil's symbol. That would be upside down, if you want to stick with the stereotype - though I'm contemplating getting the clasp reset so it is upside down, for shits and giggles. It's not a star of David. Count with me, guys; 1, 2, 3, 4, 5! PENTA. Oh, wait, doesn't the Star of David have 6? ... YES.
4] I like animals more than people. If I walk up to a line at the pet groomer, I am going to say hi to your dog / cat first and I probably won't say hi to you at all unless you make it clear you're speaking to me. Otherwise, tough luck. It's not that I hate you, it's that I like animals so much more than you.
5) People often mistake me for a woman / girl, for some reason. I've tried every way I know how to try to get people not to, but even unshaven, I was called a woman on the airplane. "And the lady would like a Sprite"
I've decided to embrace this and just see if I could actually pass as an attractive female some up-coming Halloween. 6] My parents have asked [mom only, actually, so far] if I have gender identification issues. I was amused by the question and the fact that she actually asked it. Being honest, I never really think about it much. I'm me. Okay, I wear lip gloss frequently. I like it, so shush. I have long hair - or as long as I can without my little nieces and nephews going 'eeewww u luk lik a grl. " or some variant therein. Once I get farther away I'd like to do more with my hair but that's later when certain members are too senile to throw tantrums.
7] I think I'm putting too much into each point. I seem to talk a lot when it's typing, and talk very little when it's aloud. You should see how I type when dictating to myself. My fingers are great tap-dancers during those long and frequent pauses.
8] I have this odd need to type properly. It takes a lot of concentration to 'typ liek dis u stuph, k?" and I can never seem to escape punctuation.
9] Skip a few... - Oh, I can't do that? Damnit.
10] I dislike my ability to not remember - or inability to remember - my dreams. I have hazes but I never remember them. I've gone halfway through the day until at 2:00pm I realize that my best friend in PA and I didn't talk on the phone last night for hours and have fun.
11] I'm sure there's many things I should regret in my life, but the fact remains I only regret one thing. It involves the aforementioned best friend, but I'm not really interested in talking 'bout it with anyone but her.
12] This talking about me stuff is kind of boring and difficult, you know? I just want you to know how much you should cherish all this work and .... wordinessage. I like to make up words and spellings, sometimes. There. Point 12.
13] I often get the feeling I wasn't really meant to live very long. I just can't seem to get into that whole 'I'm an adult now! srs bsns! Work all day so I can get a house and a picket fence and work 60 hours a week.' I'm betting I die before I'm 40.
14] If I were to ever get past 35 or so, I'd want to be a singer. Preferably before then, but I know these things don't just happen and, again, my whole drive... perseverance is, like, not there. Plus, I don't t -- Wait, I can be evil and put this as the next one.
15] I don't even think I'm a good singer, but I've been told I am / could be so I want to kind of see if I am just an idiot or am as bad as I think I am. It'd be nice.
16] Don't really have any other things I can claim to be good at. Computers, I guess. But there's a lot of people I know that are much better than I.
17] I think head-lights from cars should be banned. They never seem to help me to see because mine are countered by the blinding lights coming at me. And when there's no cars, there's street lights anyway or the skylight is enough for me.
18] I've regressed to wearing sunglasses at night if I'm driving. I know people are thinking I'm crazy, but eh. Even if I don't get a headache, my eye-sockets still hurt after a while.
19] I hate my glasses. I hate my need to wear them. I hate my inability to touch my eyeball so I can get contacts and actually be able to put them in. I'm hoping I can bribe Lasik to get me past the 'qualification of Lasik eye surgery' crap. :3
20] I like the idea of sunglasses. I'd wear them often, even if they weren't prescription. I'm inclined to believe in the whole 'the eyes are the window to a person's soul' thing. I'm a horrible liar. I know I am. I still try to lie occasionally. I mean, not purposefully, but sometimes I just answer before my brain says 'truth'. Shut up. You try not lying ever. It's freakin' hard. ;-: I still am working on it. though.
21] I still worry and feel like it was my fault that my cat Tora died. I had to put him up for adoption due to me being in the hospital so long. The family that took him reported he was dead a couple months ago. They said it was quick and some cancer stuff, but I can't help feeling that he was a part of me with the whole Wicca thing and having such an awesome personality. I don't think I'll ever believe it wasn't partly my fault.
22] I like Sour Patch Kids but I can never find them in the big bags where they aren't in tiny gift-bag size baggies. Just like a big bag of Starburst, but Sour Patch Kids.
I cry.23] I wouldn't be averse to some people giving recommendations on how much interest should be on money that is owed to a friend 'cause I was a dick? Didn't think so.
24] I made a vow I'd pay her back 'fore I died. The 'Listening to:' is dedicated to her.
25] The aneurysm in my liver might preclude that promise. I'll be gone for a while at some point. Hopefully it'll stay until early July or something, 'cause I am refusing to disrupt my life before then just to get another frickin MV transplant and spend another 3 months in the hospital alone.
Remorse
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~DogClub
Well behaved women rarely make history.
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~DogClub
Well behaved women rarely make history.
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,
everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say
it to your self 6 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just
normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now
Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only
me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat
special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!
Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat
room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only
have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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The world is very sexy
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life.
I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,
this
really
works!!!!
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1.
To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!
*************************************************************
2.
Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3.
If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!
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4.
Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!
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5.
Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
that wish.
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep going
down
Keep going
Keep
going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance.
Now
pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent.
Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates.
This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter.
She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden.
when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it.
The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash.
If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd.
Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted.
All the signs of
your total dork.
He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour.
Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade.
The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D.
finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this.
A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail.
He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend.
It was
this exact letter.
Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on.
He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along.
The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call.
It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the storie*.
* *now which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you.
I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me.
We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it.
If you
send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
^^
Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything.
It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour
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Everyone wants to be happy,
nobody wants to be in pain,but
sweety plz,you can't have a rainbow,
without having any rain.
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